Родни Дэнджерфилд
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
One woman I was dating called and said, `Come on over, there`s nobody home.` I went over. Nobody was home.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn`t met me yet.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
I was so poor growing up
if I wasn`t a boy
I`d have nothing to play with.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
My wife was afraid of the dark
then she saw me naked and now she`s afraid of the light.
Мудрейший
15 сентября 2012
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
